Monster Cat

May 12, 2009 at 11:07 pm (cats, Kingston) (, , )

So everyone who knows me is fully aware that my lil kit-kat, Kingston, is the absolute love of my life. Although he’s a lil devil, he can do no wrong in my eyes. I kid you not, this cat has more personality than most people I know. And that’s a completely unbiased opinion…I swear. 😉

playin the suck up game later in the day

playin the suck up game later in the day

Because he gets whatever the hell he wants, whenever he wants it, he becomes infuriated when things don’t go his way. Our morning routine consists of him patting me in the face with his paw until I get up and feed him. If that doesn’t work, he ups it a notch. He resorts to digging his claws into my scalp, cheek, lip or whatever he sees appropriate at the time. I envision him saying, “Bitch, get your ass up now! I’m fucking hungry.”

After a few minutes, I fold. I find it’s easier to just get up and feed the lil man rather than put up a fight…a fight that I’m going to lose every time. 

I foolishly chose to fight the inevitable yesterday. And Kingston was more than happy with the challenge.

I wouldn’t get up and he got pissed…really pissed. He jumped off the bed and I heard the chewing begin. By the time I realized what was happening, within 30 seconds, the lil monster had chewed completely through the chord to my iPhone charger. I took it away from him, he flashed a total don’t mess with me, bitch look and off he walked to the kitchen. He sat his newly content self next to his dish and awaited my arrival.



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